It should have been a one-
pipe problem, Watson, but
my sleep patterns have been
irregular lately, have moved
from the no sleep of cocaine
use to an ersatz sleepwalking,
full of fear, as if the hound of
the Baskervilles was hard on
my heels. I wake, immediately
reach for another pipe. Have
lost count of how many I’ve
smoked in the last few weeks.
& now I’m having visions,
will suddenly see an owl in my
chair, my pipe in its mouth; &
we have moved from Baker
Street to somewhere in the
country. & the owl peers at me
through its saucer eyes, takes
the pipe out of its mouth, looks
down at it & says to me: “This is
not a pipe.” & what it means by
that, Watson, is the problem. Is
beyond my sphere of expertise.