##516: skate / parked / bored

Sweet Jesus. Le fils de l’homme
as a skateboard. What would 
Foucault have made of this, 
especially since the constructors 
insist ceci n’est pas un skateboard? 

The accompanying text describes 
it thus: an "edition of artwork 
intended for decorative purposes...
with one wall mount per deck to 
hang it on your wall, just like a 

painting." It also points out that 
you could skate on it if you wanted 
to; but doesn't mention that if he 
had wanted to, Magritte could  
have incorporated it quite easily as 

replacement for the object in a numb-
er of his paintings. Perhaps le skateur 
perdu, perhaps le skateboard volant.
CO2 neutral, with the wood sourced
from sustainable forests. Bonus!