Sunday, June 01, 2008

#170 The Interpretation of Dreams


1—

When larvae are reared
on acacia, almost all
larvae live to be-
come adults. Egg
size does not affect
larval survivorship.
2—
The “greatest toy
since the Game-
boy” is either
perfectly designed
for ankle breaking
or useless because
players find they
still can't jump
over tall buildings.
3—
We are sorry but
due to licensing
restrictions by
the game publisher
we can no longer
offer this game.
4—
The wheels on the
bus may go round
& round, but the wheel
from a bike is just
fine for holding
three framed screens
playing, on a continuous
loop, time-lapse images
of ceilings burning.
5—
2.5 g potassium nitrate
2.5 g ammonium chloride
33 mL distilled water
40 mL ethanol
10 g camphor
§
My seahorses group together at the base
of their tank holding on to the wire
frames we give them to sleep on. Explanations
sometimes include effects of electricity
or quantum tunneling across the glass.
6—
Only by appreciating the terrain, enemy, & friendly forces can the commander identify & choose those times & locations at which favorable conditions can be achieved. Fundamental combat skills remain essential for battlefield success. Our Doctrine is Basically Sound.

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