#514 Pour devenir un fort soldat / To become a strong soldier (1918)

 


What would you do if your team mate gets injured & there is no medic near?

O   Find the nearest veterinary clinic & make an appointment 
O   Select an optimal key for both to sing the Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive in
O   Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross
O   With no other indicator, choose to give up & respawn instead

Are you focused & calm in awkward situations?

O   Only when the wind is blowing from the sea
O   I have no fear of snowstorms in my dreams
O   Later she would walk down to the lagoon to look for the politicians
O   Not when I bring someone with me whom I sometimes agree with

Which rifle action is your favourite?

O   What constellation is the moon currently passing through?
O   Something different from the same old bolt-action system
O  Depends on whether I'm hunting hares or humans
O  What does the sensei say?

Are you fat?

O   Could you be more specific
O   I'm a small-town stud who wants to go to Nashville to be a big country star
O  so much depends / upon / / a red wheel / barrow
O  I do not reflect upon or on my body image

How do you reload a pistol?

O   Hand over fist
O   Head over heels
O   Mind over matter
O   Apples or oranges?

Are you accurate?

O  Show me a bull's-eye!
O   What is a bull's eye?
O   What is a bull?
O   Beauty is in the eye of the bullholder

Are you good at parkour?

O   I can always choose the perfect outfit to wear 
O   I've never received a parking ticket, so does that count?
O   Only when there are clouds involved
O   Is MacArthur's Park melting in the dark?

Have you ever shot with a rifle?

O   Never. My sperm count isn't high enough
O   Once, when I was a windy boy & a bit
O   Twice. For every action, there is an equal & opposite reaction
O   Thrice. But has a rifle ever shot with me?

What is a shotgun?

O   Being born during a Rolling Stones' recording session
O   A Mirrorball on Main Street
O   The latest manga, The Youngest Son of a Conglomerate
O   A person meditating on madness

What is an FN Ballista?

O   The first cyclone of the season
O   The Last Hurrah of the Golden Horde
O   Ceci n'est pas une pipe
O   Close, but no cigar